7-9: A Freaks Parody

This week's parody is an ode to Minnesota and one of the greatest musicans to call Minesota home, Prince. Check out the lyrics to our parody of Prince's "1999" and listen to "7-9" below 


We were drinking when we wrote this, forgive us if we slur our words…

Last week the Cardinals woke up, instead of layin’ down more turds…

 Now we head to where it’s purple, and Cousins runnin’ everywhere…

Tryin’ to run from Jones & Golden, or P2 gets him in the air… 

(Say Say 2,)000 yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time

(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine 

Neither Dalvin or Latavius have shown to be a proven back

But they haven’t played the Cards, a run defense that’s second to last

 Defensive Holes all around us, gotta try - to - keep it tight

 It’s up to Wilks and Holcomb to not fuck this up again... RIGHT?

(Say Say 2,)000 yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time

(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine 

(yeah, yeah, yeah)

DJ Humphries, yeah!

Let me tell you somethin’

If the Cardinals want to win yeah, keep Rosen’s butthole off the’ ground

The O-line can cause this franchise to turn - the - hell - around 

 Christian Kirk bombs could happen [beat] any down, any play

But before that happens [beat]... gotta keep those D-ends away

(Say Say 2,)000 yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine Say it one more time

Two thousand yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine 

EVERYONE: Stevie, why does everyone have more wins?EVERYONE: Stevie, why does everyone have more wins?

 
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