This week's parody is an ode to Minnesota and one of the greatest musicans to call Minesota home, Prince. Check out the lyrics to our parody of Prince's "1999" and listen to "7-9" below
We were drinking when we wrote this, forgive us if we slur our words…
Last week the Cardinals woke up, instead of layin’ down more turds…
Now we head to where it’s purple, and Cousins runnin’ everywhere…
Tryin’ to run from Jones & Golden, or P2 gets him in the air…
(Say Say 2,)000 yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time
(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine
Neither Dalvin or Latavius have shown to be a proven back
But they haven’t played the Cards, a run defense that’s second to last
Defensive Holes all around us, gotta try - to - keep it tight
It’s up to Wilks and Holcomb to not fuck this up again... RIGHT?
(Say Say 2,)000 yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time
(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
DJ Humphries, yeah!
Let me tell you somethin’
If the Cardinals want to win yeah, keep Rosen’s butthole off the’ ground
The O-line can cause this franchise to turn - the - hell - around
Christian Kirk bombs could happen [beat] any down, any play
But before that happens [beat]... gotta keep those D-ends away
(Say Say 2,)000 yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine Say it one more time
Two thousand yards this season from DJ, oops... not this time(Just score be)cause there isn’t any way that we’ll get close to seven and nine
EVERYONE: Stevie, why does everyone have more wins?EVERYONE: Stevie, why does everyone have more wins?