Our third weekly parody of the Arizona Cardinals is here, and we think its time. Steve Wilks and that old white-dude radio station are for whatever reason is the only people on the planet who are still thinking Sam Bradford is the right choice at QB.
We say its Rosen Time, So sung to the tune of Semisonic's "Closing Time" enjoy our hit single "Rosen Time"
Rosen time
Just put on your helmet an-nd get us our first QB score
Rosen time
The Birdgang’s gettin’ antsy, we just do-on’t want Sam anymore
Rosen time
Bradford’s got me drinkin’ & his 5 yard dinks don’t make me cheer
Rosen time
You thought this was your home but Bradford can't stay here
I know who I want to take the fall
Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball
I know who I want to throw the ball
Throwing Darrrrrrts
Rosen time
Time to throw to spaces where Fitzgerald knows how to fly
Rosen time
We’re scaling back the playbook where a rookie QB can shine
So fill up your hot tub, invite all the boobies
As we know you’ve got plenty of friends
Rosen time
Your new beginning comes from Sam Bradford’s end, yeah
I know who I want to take the fall
Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball
I know who I want to throw the ball
Throwing Darrrrrrts
Rosen time
You know your beginning comes from Sam (pause) Bradford’s (pause) end
I know who I want to take the fall
Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball
I know who I want to throw the ball
Throwing Darrrrrrts
I know who I want to take the fall
Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball
I know who I want to throw the ball
Throwing Darrrrrrts
[Outro]
Rosen time
We want your beginning to come from Sam Bra-ad-ad-ford’s end
Our first two parodies Arizona Outlaw & Ram The Rams are also available right here on the blog.