This is the first of our weekly song parodies for every team the Cardinals are playing. This week we parody āIndian Outlawā by Tim McGraw.
We decided to welcome the Washington Redskins to town with our parody, Arizona Outlaw.
Sing along at home with our handy lyrics:
Iām an Arizona Outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da jaw...
Donāt mess w my Cardinals!
Weāll kick your behind.
Jay Gruden gonna shit his pants...
Peterson wonāt get a chance...
Wit Chandler Jonesā guitar dance...
Whip APās behind.
You can find us in our foxhole...
Blowinā up Normanās pie-hole...
Put a ball in his butthole...
Snyder, pass it around.
'Cause I'm an Arizona outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da jaw...
DJ, heās a MoFo yāall!
He'll kick your behind.
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Weāre lookinā for trouble...
Skininā Alex Smithās stubble...
Guice out of your huddle...
Main linninā cheap wine!
Memba NFC good ol days...
Skins you were a beast...
Crushinā Cards in the East...
But now your ass is MINE!
āCause Iām an Arizona outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da jaw...
Sam Bradford throwinā darts yāall!
Gonna make ya go blind.
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Your Politicians stealinā coin...
And Crowderās got a muffed up groin...
Patrick Pās gonna makeāem whine...
Just stand in line.
Now letās gather 'round the teepee...
And see if Snyder takes a knee...
In nothin' but his Trump tee...
Bought at the five and dime.
'Cause I'm an Arizona outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da balls!
Larry Fitz be droppinā jaws!
Heās THE all time!
Arizona people (Kenny)
Arizona tribe (Alex)
So proud to live (Crash)
So proud to die (RICHIE)
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