This is the first of our weekly song parodies for every team the Cardinals are playing. This week we parody “Indian Outlaw” by Tim McGraw.
We decided to welcome the Washington Redskins to town with our parody, Arizona Outlaw.
Sing along at home with our handy lyrics:
I’m an Arizona Outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da jaw...
Don’t mess w my Cardinals!
We’ll kick your behind.
Jay Gruden gonna shit his pants...
Peterson won’t get a chance...
Wit Chandler Jones’ guitar dance...
Whip AP’s behind.
You can find us in our foxhole...
Blowin’ up Norman’s pie-hole...
Put a ball in his butthole...
Snyder, pass it around.
'Cause I'm an Arizona outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da jaw...
DJ, he’s a MoFo y’all!
He'll kick your behind.
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We’re lookin’ for trouble...
Skinin’ Alex Smith’s stubble...
Guice out of your huddle...
Main linnin’ cheap wine!
Memba NFC good ol days...
Skins you were a beast...
Crushin’ Cards in the East...
But now your ass is MINE!
‘Cause I’m an Arizona outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da jaw...
Sam Bradford throwin’ darts y’all!
Gonna make ya go blind.
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Your Politicians stealin’ coin...
And Crowder’s got a muffed up groin...
Patrick P’s gonna make’em whine...
Just stand in line.
Now let’s gather 'round the teepee...
And see if Snyder takes a knee...
In nothin' but his Trump tee...
Bought at the five and dime.
'Cause I'm an Arizona outlaw...
Punch DC bitches in da balls!
Larry Fitz be droppin’ jaws!
He’s THE all time!
Arizona people (Kenny)
Arizona tribe (Alex)
So proud to live (Crash)
So proud to die (RICHIE)
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