The fourth of our weekly parody of the Arizona Cardinals is here, A parody of Cuumbawumba's "Tubthumping"
Sing along at home with our handy lyrics....
We’ll be drinking... cuz we’re winning
We’ll be drinking…….
Cards get knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Josh gets knocked down, but he’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep THREE down
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Josh gets knocked down, but he’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep THREE down
(Hot Tubs at night OK, Hot Tubs at night OK)
He’ll get his first start, dropping long darts
He’ll beat the Thomas man, he’ll beat the felon man,
We’ll THEN sing the songs about our first win
We’ll THEN sing the songs about our John-son
(Miiiiike… Mike McCoy, Mikey Boy, You Bad Boy)
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
Stop comparing them to the Browns
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
H’ loooong will Mike McCoy be around
(Legion of doom and gloom, will be kissing my butthole soon)
Cards make ya drink, they make you stop and think
A Russell Wilson kink, Straight to Bene Wickery
We’re gonna score more than 14 in the first half
We’ll send the Seahawks home with a freakin joker laugh
(Gooooo drink your coffee, You Starbux Flunk-eee)
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
Stop comparing them to the Browns
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
Cause it’s Rosen Time in this town
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Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
Stop comparing them to the Browns
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
You’re never gonna keep em down
Cards gets knocked down, but they’ll get up again
There’s nooo moore freaking around!…
CARDS WON’T BACK DOWN!!!!!