Our eighth parody song lampooning the Arizona Cardinals is here. We have been dealing with the fact that the Cards might trade Patrick Peterson so we decided to ask, You down with No PP? A parody of the Naughty by Nature song "O.P.P."
Feel free to rap along with our residential M.C. Crash Gladys:
Rid me of Patrick P
Bidwell... snag two first-rounders for him
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No PP, why do I say it?
You read his g-damn statement?
To have a worse team now is advantageous
No is for zero, P is Patrick (ya listenin?)
The last P... well, that is for Peterson (heh)
Itās kinda like an ex that just wonāt e-ver get the hint
It's 6 little losses... the two-oh-18 stint
But now Leftwich callin plays and itās a partyā¦ as a game ān
It seems I gotta start the explainin'
(Bust it)
Cards playinā San Fran just 4 weeks a-go we stole the win
But this time Rosen throws to DJ outside, first and ten!
Our Defense? Wait a min... what we want to know about
Patrick P must explode and keep Marquise Goodwin OUT
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
Just C.J. Beathard at our house (No, that's not sca-ry)
It's NO-PP, just kidding now he gets it?
There's no room to screw up,,, just time to f**** HIT IT
How many fans out there know just what we are gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong cause he text Scheft & then was spittin' at
Well if you do, that's On-PP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership
You down with No PP? (top pick weāll be)
You down with No PP? (top pick weāll be)
You down with No PP? (top pick weāll be)
Whoās down with No PP? (think rationa-lly)