Suave loves his TV, from Arrow to As the world turns and Golden Girls. Hes just never seen the Bachelor, until now.
This season starring 26-year old virgin Colton Underwood debuted on Monday and things got wild.
One woman rolled up in a sloth costume, several women could not help but make jokes about Colton's v-card & the drama didnt stop there.
Listen to Suave's full breakdown below.