Rosen Time: A Freaks Parody

posted by Richie Flores - 


Our third weekly parody of the Arizona Cardinals is here, and we think its time. Steve Wilks and that old white-dude radio station are for whatever reason is the only people on the planet who are still thinking Sam Bradford is the right choice at QB.

We say its Rosen Time, So sung to the tune of Semisonic's "Closing Time" enjoy our hit single "Rosen Time"


Rosen time

Just put on your helmet an-nd get us our first QB score

Rosen time

The Birdgang’s gettin’ antsy, we just do-on’t want Sam anymore  

Rosen time

Bradford’s got me drinkin’ & his 5 yard dinks don’t make me cheer 

Rosen time

You thought this was your home but Bradford can't stay here 

 

I know who I want to take the fall

Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball

I know who I want to throw the ball

Throwing Darrrrrrts

 

Rosen time

Time to throw to spaces where Fitzgerald knows how to fly  

Rosen time

We’re scaling back the playbook where a rookie QB can shine 

So fill up your hot tub, invite all the boobies

As we know you’ve got plenty of friends

Rosen time

Your new beginning comes from Sam Bradford’s end, yeah

 

I know who I want to take the fall

Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball

I know who I want to throw the ball

Throwing Darrrrrrts

 

Rosen time

You know your beginning comes from Sam (pause) Bradford’s (pause) end

I know who I want to take the fall

Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball

I know who I want to throw the ball

Throwing Darrrrrrts

I know who I want to take the fall

Just give Goddamn Rosen the ball

I know who I want to throw the ball

Throwing Darrrrrrts

 

[Outro]

Rosen time

We want your beginning to come from Sam Bra-ad-ad-ford’s end

Our first two parodies Arizona Outlaw & Ram The Rams are also available right here on the blog. 

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